A Day in the Life of Roo

Not gonna lie. It’s pretty good to be me.

It’s the best day ever. My day starts when it’s dark out and peoples get quiet. They make the house dark and creak the stairs and I follows them because I am not a good alone dog.

Mommy goes in the other room and does noisy stuff to her mouff and I find a perfect sleeping spot on my bed that I share with person and mommy because I like sharing.

Mommy coos at me and noses my forehead. Sometimes she rubs my tummy or pats my tail holder. She scratches in my itchy earholes, and big sighs, and my bed, and all my tired is just so. It is the best day ever.

I best like to lie with my paws up and my lips flappy. The whooshy thing on the ceiling whooshes my tummy fur so nice.

I dream about balls and squirrels (all the kinds) and playing with my brudder. He had a boo-boo for a while and was extra grumpy growly but now he wants to play with me and I am so tail waggy about that. It is the best day ever.

Person wakes up first when the birbs are chirping and I follow him around the house. Sometimes I wake up first and bring a toy or a sock or some other fun thing to mommy and person while they’re sleeping, because I am a good sharer. 

Person takes me and brudder for a walk. I have big pee-pees so I go right away. Brudder leaves pee-mail in lots of places and I find birbs and squirrels, because I am a fierce hunter.

Person has a smell-so-good meat pocket and makes us circus and we get lots of treats for doing his tricks. He only has two good ones- SIT and DOWN.

Sometimes I attack the spraying grass because I am fierce, and thirsty, but I never kill it all the way. It is the best day ever.

Biggest little person has a low down bed for me now and I jumps on it in the morning to watch the yard and to sniffy his face because it smells so nice in the morning. I chew on his blankets to make sure he wakes up. It always works because I am so smart.

Little peoples feed me kibbles and I drink so much water and I follow mommy around the house because I like her smell best. I hold down the hallway when she’s in the bathroom, I lay on my bed when she plays with clothes, I hold down the mushy mat in the kitchen when she makes good smells, and sometimes she’s messy. It is the best day ever.

I like to WOOF at peoples and dogs that pass our house. Sometimes if I’m lucky, I open the front door and go say hi up close. Peoples look funny when I do that.

Sometimes Popcorns or Yummy Toes come over and I like them too because they taste good and they are messy and they share their kibbles with me.

Sometimes biggest little person takes me outside to play BALL and that is ever so my favorite. BALL is the best. I run and it never catches me but I always catch it and sometimes the air wants me dead so I take BALL to under the tree and we play mash the BALL with my teefs because I am fierce. I always win and sometimes BALL squeaks in pain. It is so very fun. It is the best day ever.

Naps are so good. I nap in the little squishy chair that biggest little person took to his new room, in the chair in the living room where I can watch for peoples, or in mommy’s chair upstairs while she tap-taps by the big flat thing. I nap in the hallway and snuggle the wall. Naps are ever so good.

Person walks me and brudder. We always walk the same, I think so he doesn’t get lost. 

I lie under the table when all the peoples are eating their kibbles. They used to be messy and I would help them, but now I just lay and wait. Then brudder and I play wrassle and it is the best fun. His neck fits in my mouth just so. 

And that is my day. It is the best day ever. It is good to be me.